A Unicorn’s got a horn on his head
and to ride us is fantastic
A Unicorn’s got a horn on his head
and the feeling’s everlasting
As all the maidens can attest
There’s nothing matches our prowess
A Unicorns got a Horn on his head
and to ride us is fantastic.
(lilting)
Now as you're all aware,
There are nine other mythical creatures that I can think of.
Let's see how they compare.
Tarantulas spin their webs and hide,
While a Unicorn offers a mighty ride.
The Gryphons
A Gryphon’s a mystical creature I’m told
But a horn is better than feathers to hold
The Wolves
The wolves may growl and they may snarl
but they’ve only got it doggy style
The Vipers
The Vipers are cold blooded types
but a Unicorn’ll keep you warm at night
The Harts
The Harts are too long making tea,
to know what use a horn can be!
The Bears
Bears are hairy and hibernate,
But you wouldn’t want to take one as your mate!
The Lions
Lions go out roaming with their pride,
But a Unicorn's horn is better inside.
The Dragons
Dragons are scary and they breathe fire,
But a Unicorn's horn will get you higher!
The Jackals
The Jackals they scavenge and get there last,
But sloppy seconds is lacking class.
A Unicorn’s got a horn on his head
and to ride us is fantastic
A Unicorn’s got a horn on his head
and the feeling’s everlasting
As all the maidens can attest
There’s nothing matches our prowess
A Unicorns got a Horn on his head
and to ride us is fantastic.
credits
from Second Wave,
released January 4, 2014
Vocals, Guitar: Jamie Wakefield
Drums: Phil Callan
Bass: Craig Hallett
Trumpet: Mike Greenwood
Guest Vocals: Sammi Searle
Written by Jamie Wakefield
Recorded, Engineered, Mastered and Produced by Phil Callan